
Facts above Raunak Mehta:
1. Gets xactly da same marks in a 10 mark class test n a 30 mark unit test...
2. Is a computer student..there4, gets his marks in binary numerals
3. In EVE he wishes dat hiz marks cud be represented in binary numerals..
4. I havent cn him get >30 in ne test..in fact i hav serious doubts ol of his tests taken 2geda will get him 30 mks
5. Hw on urth did he manage 2 cr8 an rkut a/c?? i thot orkut had a bilt-in kewlness filter...oh w8...it doesnt....dat wud xplain it..
DE gL@d!@|00R... #p |-| En y |_ cYc|0H~*~nE

Sum1 plz xplan hw big a dork 1 has 2 b 2 name himself after a chemical compound??? On a rela8d note...wat is da gender of benzene? shoul i call it a he or a she or a s/he?
Wat on urth is


Ladies n genlmen..sorry..ladies and....umm..da oder sorta dudes...introducing phenylcyclohexene.

Q: Wat relashun does dat piece of abstract art dat serves as da DP of dis pathetic abomination hav 2 dis most xalted of kemicals?? A: Zilchen!! No relashun wateva..its not a relashun..its not even a function...its jus pure n simple zilch...pure boiled zilch...
try
{
//Xception has bin caught n thrown...
} catch (j**tXception j) {};
Peace, Yo!
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