Saturday, December 29, 2007

J. Random Thoughts

hy ppl....
i kno its bin a long tym since i last posted any shit on ze blog...n an even longer since i axully wrote sum shit which was not plagiarized 4m sumwer else...( yah tommy...stop nodding ur hed...i get ur point olredy)...but lets face it....ppl r bizy....
tommyz duin IIT
shankyz duin AIIMs
mankys duin SMU
rethiz duin dope
aprur biye hochey na
ban is duin fashion tek
manobit bal is duin an internship @ northrop grumman
etc etc



so we r all very very bizy ppl.....den y do I hav sooo much free tym? y is it dat i am wryting an utterly useless blog post totally devoid of reezun, purpose and uptil now, humour????



lemme tell u y....cuz d Indian system of education is the single most terrifying machine known to man 2 put knowledge into the heads of the thousands of mindless "students' who go thru it....as such, when dese ppl cum in2 contact with ppl hu hav not gone thru d IIT grind...dey just cannot adjust...the need and desire to study...to do maths....to smell the musty brown pages of Irodov is just too overpowering....

kids from ne oder sytem of education, when they are faced with a 2 week enforced break from studies willingly and happily spend their time doing something else...but the indians just are NOT used 2 NOT studying 4 such an extended amount of tym....sure, we will watch Russell Peters...we will go to evry shopping amll on the planet...but in the end...at nyt..wen evry1 else is sleeping...every closet IIT aspirant is secretly reading JD lee or wateva shit buk they hav,...

note: evry1 is a closet IIT aspirant...no1 is allowed to say that he is a serious IIT aspirant...it s lyk sum sort of unwritten law....
IIT aspirant 1: hi dyud
IIT aspirant 2: watzup?
1: nm...u?
2: its ql...hws studies goin?
1: umm..dey r gud...we duin classical relativity now...
2: hmm..dats quite hard isnt it? so, u trying 4 d IIT?
1: nah..man....its pr8y hard...lets c....u?
2: dunno man...lets c....
normal convo 4 science students in the mother cuntry.....its an open secret dat 1 goes 2 asis sanyal/supriyo ghosh/gautam Das....n 2 takes Fijji/Aakash/Briliant...btu no1 will openly admit that he is aiming 4 the IITs....its lyk admitting that u r studying 4 IIT will mysteriously screw up your chances of getting in2 the world's greatest BTech factory...


It is so hot in singapore.....man...it is so Tshurt drenchingly hot...man i never thot i wud c a HOT kristmas...but yes..I was SWEATING on kristmas day...WTF??? isnt der sum kynd of law made by Jeebus.....thou shalt nawt exercyz thy sweat glands on my holy budday?? wat d hell...d singpur govt shud b fyned or sumthing....

man...that was lyk the randomiest post ever made by man....neways...I gtg now...stay ql..unlyk me...
Peace, Yo!

2 comments:

zombey_-/\-_ said...

whoaa!! busy ppl!!
*clap clap*

wide-eyed-vagabond. said...

umm....neat people!*raised eyebrow*