Tuesday, July 3, 2007

More Mohan facts

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Manky had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.

The letters in Mohans' name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.

Unlike most other humans, Mohan can acutally travel through the Internet, exit at your PC, and kick your ass if he wants to.

Mohan once shot a German plane down with his finger by pointing at it and yelling, "Bang!"

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Mohan. Mohan showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Mohan let the dogs out.

Mohan has caught all 386 pokemon. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.

If you take Mohan and subtract the letters o, h, m, n and a then add the letters j, e, s, u, and s--in that order--you end up with Jesus.

Mohan is the reason Jack is in a box.

Mohan was also born on krypton like superman. But unlike bitch-ass superman, Mohan walked here.

Mohan can make two wrongs make a right.

Mohan floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

Mohan removed his funny bone after a tragic meeting were a young black man bumped into is elbow Mohan, feeling a strange tingling sensation, ripped out his funny bone and beat the black man beyond recognition. Micheal Jackson has not and never will recover from this encounter.

When Mohan breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

Mohan can shoot a man with a knife.

Mohan' computer mouse is a real mouse.

A Mohan roundhouse kick moves at the speed of a Mohan roundhouse kick. Light and sound follow days later, for those still alive who witnessed it.

Some say you are what you eat. Mohan eats babies, but if you ever call him a baby he will roundhouse kick you back to infancy and eat you.

Peace, Yo!

3 comments:

zombey_-/\-_ said...

sesky mohan...*heil* to thee...

Enlightment said...
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littlegal_226 said...

lol lol lol lol......hilarious dude..puhleease tell me u coped that from some desperate dudes free joke site and tehn inserted ur name into each line!