Bangla Debacle...n ICSE doubt clearing...

Deep:
Q: Giv 1 wurd 4 "buddhi bhalo chole"...sumthing lyk dat...
(Deep misreads da q....thnkz its "bhalo chole NA"...thnks 4 sumtym n wr8s:)
A: Tyublyt.

Mohan:
Q: Banan Shuddho koro: uni shroddheyo biddan byakti.
(Thnx 4 sumtym..."banan gulo toh thiki ache"..."kintu direct copy korley toh marx debe na ..modify kortey hobe")
A: Uni Shroddhyeo, Biddan Byakti...(note da comma)

Arjun:
(Same question...same thots)
A: Uni shroddheyo o biddan byakti....(note da 'o')

Alan:
sees d l8er...thinks....probashi mane ki????? reads d q 1s more...
thinks it means....a person hu stays in d city....
sends it 2 a guy hu lives 10 blocks away wen d qs. reqd. d l8er 2 b sent 2 sum1 abroad!!!

Commentz abt da test:
Sourav: ICSE toh Bangla Olypiader thekeo tuff chilo!
Mohan: Phatiyechi....papertake...testta oto 4tun8 chilo nah...


Doubtz abt ICSE
Sum facts gleaned 4m da coucil websyt....

• I have lost my original marksheet and certificate. Kindly let me know the procedure to obtain a duplicate marksheet. - ummm....hav u tried LOOKING 4 it? failing dat, hav u tried asking ur skool 4 it...assuming of kourse dat u hav a skool..
• I have passed my 10th in 1980 which is lost while shifting to Bangalore. Kinly may i know the procedure as this will be helpful for my further studies. kindly do the needful. - 1980??? n ur asking abt frther studiez in 2007? get a lyf....or, b8r, get a job!! srsly, wat sorta person loses his/her marksheet? n wat 'needful' is da council supposed 2 do? dey dun even kno hu u r 4 petez sake...
• i need to change my name in my 10th class certificate. kindly,tell me the procedure to be followed. - Step 1: Tell father u r changing ur name. Step 2: Kindly verify u r still alyv after conducting Step 1...Step 3: Nt required
• I have not yet got my pass certificate for class 10th examination in which I appeared in the year 2005. What should I do? - STUDY!!!! chances r..dat ur gonna giv da xam agen DIS year
  
• sir,i passed my 12th exam from ISC board in 2001.my overall % is 59.4 ie 3 marks less than 60%.i want to improve my percentage.how can i apply? - dun we ol wish we cud improve our marx? trust me m8....it aint dat easy...my suggestion is 2 axept dat u r a failure n move on wit wateva semblnce of a lyf u hav left...
• sir may i have last 10 years paper through mail? - do u want fries wit dat 2?
• Respected Sir, I (Name Edited) working as Sociology Teacher at Progressive Engilish School Sharjah, I hereby request you to please send me detail sylabus + detail study (How much in Detail - teach to 10th and 12th class). From school maill already send but so far no reply received. I appreciate if you send me details as soon as possible.. - u kno u study in a sad skool wen ur teacher doesnt kno da "sylabus"...srsly..."Engilish" skool?...also, how does a skool send "maill"??? i thnk i kno y "no reply received"...
• Pls informn me the scheduled date for the board examination of class 10 in 2007. Some people are saying it is Feb. 16, 2007 and some people say it is March 01, 2007. We are quite unsure and therefore worried about the exact dates. Pls inform the date of exam on my e-mail Id or you can call me on 9*********. Thanks and looking forward to your quick reply please. - wtf? u giv out ur fone no. on da council websyt??? tok abt despogiri.... my gawd..hw despo r u 2 receive calls 4m strangers????
• Is it necessary to pass in Environmental Education for the year 2007 to pass out 12+ examination? Council's answer: No, it is not necessary to pass but It is compulsory to appear for the Environmental Education Examination. - u kno dat da ejucashun system is bad...wen da COUNCIL admits dat it's not necessary 2 PASS ol subjects...
• The syllebus of kg, if any. The result of Julien Day (Elgin Road)in the ICSE & ISC of 2005 and 2006, as I have admitted my son in kg of that school this year - KG? ummm...lemme c....putting ur hed on da table n sleeping....lurning 2 tie ur tie....not wetting ur pants...etc...
• Hi I wanted to know how the 12 ISC exam results percentage is calculated. Basically , i took 5 papers for the exam (eng,maths,phy,chem and bio) but now i am told that percentage is calculated on 400 - that is english ,phy, chem and then maths or bio. can you please confirm this, plus where can i find the clause for this on the site, so that i can use it as proof later on when applying to universities. Council's Answer: The Council has no prescribed formula for calculating average percentages. - dis takes da cake....der is no 4mula 2 calc ur %age!!!
• Dear Sir, I am staying in Mumbai. Can you Please provide me the advantage of ICSE pattern education. Over CBSE.... or Mumbai Board. - pray tell me, gud sir...wat is da "Mumbai Board"???? oh n da advantages? lemme c...ummm...*squirm* ...hw abt? u dun hav 2 pass in ol subjex n...ummm....*more squirming*..."no prescribed formula for calculating average percentages"....
• i would like to know what kind of calculators may be used in exams - im gessing da kynd dat displayz numbers n stuff on da LCD screen....im not sure tho..u be8r chk it out..

Peace, Yo!