EVE n Fy6 - Da unholy combyn

Hey EVE, get ur story str8...u xpect me 2 believe BOTH global warmin AND da ozone hole??? Luk here, buddy, it aint happening..i may nt b da best follower of fy6 around, but even i kno dat hot air warmed by global warming will rize up thru da ozone hole n da heat's gonna go bust..dats it..problem solved...y u tryin 2 scare evry1 by complainin abt da temperatures rizin?
Heck ive bin arnd long enuf 2 fynd out sum facts abt mahself...u kno wen i was a kid, chasing crows arnd mah house?? yah, u know wat??? IT WAS HOT.... yah it was hot..it was very hot...damn it was so hot tyres of our car used 2 get stuk 2 da road...yah, u dun c dat happenin arnd here very much nowadays, do ye? luk, as far as im concerned, lyf hasnt gotten appreciably warmer in da 15 odd yrs ive bin trashing dis planet..i mean as a kid, ice-cream used 2 melt b4 i cud it in2 mah mouth n now, stil a kid, it STILL mets b4 i put it in2 mah mouth!!! It used 2 get quite cold wen i was a kid, n it STILL gets cold nowadays...Wat is da difference?? wat's changed? ...dats ryt, ZILCH!!!

π is a transcendental number. - (1) (Believe me)
π contains evry digit an infinite number of tymes - (2) (Prperty of transcendental nos)
π contains a particular sequence of 2 digits at least once (From 2)
π contains a particular sequence of 3 digits at least once (From 2)
π contains a particular sequence of n digits at least once (From 2) - (3)

All in4mashun in da wurld can be represented as a sequence of numbers (Olredy being done in computers, which store data as numbers) -(4)
All in4mashun in da wurld is finite (since we know ol da in4mashun, and human knowledge is finite) - (5)
All information can be stored as a sequence of 'n' digits, where n<<∞ (From 4 n 5) -(6)

All information in da wurld can be stored in a finite number of digits of π (From 3 n 6) - (7)
Da xact value of π is information (It is known 2 us) - (8)
Da xact value of π cannot be represented in a finite number of digits (From 1) - (9)
Der4, All in4mashun cant represented in a finite number of digits (From 8 n 9) - (10)
Der4, Hypothesis does not hold water (or nething els) (From 7 n 10)
Der4, Fy6 is wrong (By Theorem)
QED