Tuesday, February 6, 2007

LoSerkut 3

Shounak - Ravishin' renegade!!
Uptil 2day Shownak was livin on a prayer..now suddenly hez a 'ravishin renegade'??? wat does dat mean neway? U may be ravishing...den how does dat make u a renegade? ppl, u cant do renegade-iey things if ur ravishing....
temme, hw many renegades hav u c
n hu r ravishing?? hers a list of renegades:
        • Arnold Schwarzewatever - Nope..not ravishing....call him ravishing n u'll b looking 4 an optometrist soon..i dunno wat an optometrist does, but it sounds nasty..
        • Rocky Balboa - Hell no..nt ravishing...

If i had 2 stare down a big blak dude wit a mohawk n a dari bigger dan aprateem (da Keoraest boy), i wud @least nsure i had a slight height advantage ova him..umm...sumthing lyk wear high heels...
        • Mohan Ali Noor Sumthing - Yah hez da swish mullah..but he aint ravishin..nt by a lon shot (yah, u can tell by now im running out of renegade ppl)

T |-| ë Þ!ÞË®... DoNt GeT aNy ClOsEr.........

Ooooooooooooooooh sumbd help me...da piper is gonna get me! Im so scared...im scared dat da piper's gonna get me n im rly scared by his rly scaree looking DP which makes absolutly NO sens!!!
Da dude in da pic is Darth Maul..Da kewlest looking Sith in da universe after Darth Vader..He's da only dude hu can wield a duble bladed lytsaber in da Star wars movies...n here hez been reduced 2 lookin scaree 4 an ova-gothified hormonal teenager hu thnks its "kool" 2 wr8 his name as 'da piper'....
dats da 1 thng i dun get abt ppl...y do half da profyls on orkut hav either a piece of arcane n hi-ly weirdified machinery staring out of it or a totally ridiculous foto of sum sorta anti-hero character looking lonely n trying 2 convince u he wants 2 be left alone...Yet it is precisely dese ppl hu hav da habit of sending hily annoying frnd requests 2 ne n evry 1 unda da sun...regardless of weda dey even wanna b ur frnds or not.. if u wanna be a goth, b a total goth ...dun b a lil pussy pseudo-goth hu thnks its so macho 2 wr8 weird things lyk "da seed is lissenin" or "alone in da nyt" or "my left leg aches" or "i hav an annoying itch in mah left dorsoventral-pectoral rib" (now dats jus j**t)...
lemme tell u sumthing...being gothic aint 'kewl'...hell it aint even 'kool'..or ne oda unsesky variant of dose l8rs...half of da ppl dont even kno wat a goth is...der prolly scratchin der heds thinkin wat on urth is dis guy tokin abt? well, if ur 1 of dose ppl, lemme tell u..keep scratching ur...ummm..wateva it is dat ur scratching....
Peace, Yo!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey man hu d hell are u tell ppl wats kewl and wats not....are u some kinda moron or something???....a person hu feels that he is a pinnacle of coolness is simply a farce!....get a life dude!

Bunty said...
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Anonymous said...

are u a loser or something...wud like to add like mr suhel seth made a rather apt comment on The Graphiti the other day.....are u from some proper school or DBPC???

Anonymous said...

hey nosey guess who must have guessed it by now try some invention instead of jhanping from innovator. Btw all this ravishinmg posts got it rite

Mohan Ali Noor Isaac Arhaan Kumar said...

@ dude above dis post...
wat r u tokin abt?

Mohan Ali Noor Isaac Arhaan Kumar said...

@anon 1: sum kinda moron? hw many diff kinda morons r der? plz, pinnacle of 'cool'ness? oto thanda amar hobar dorkar nei

@anon 2: The grafiti?
nuff sed...