Sunday, January 14, 2007

How despo r u? Take our test...

Levels of Desperation:

10. "Dude...Kuch parai nahi hua...im gonna fail dis tym 4 sure.."- No chaap...evry1 sayz dis.. even tho they hav gone thru da syllabus twice and digested da last 10 years papers...even in morals science...

9. "Kal ka test me syllabus kya hai?" - dis dude has a small amount of chaap... even tho hes prolly joking.. of course, if hes ded serious...he's more lykely 2 be ded da next day dan serious....

8. "Aaj ka test me syllabus kya hai?" - large amount of chaap.. even dis dude iz lykly 2 be joking..if hez not...it is de duty of every1 2 do every thing in his/her power 2 help dis guy pass...

7. "aaj ki subject ache?" - Ded screwed....nuff sed...

6. "Wat do u mean der r 10 chapters in 2day's test? yesterday i saw dat der wer 5 chapters...so i studied only...3. Now ur telling me der are 10 chapters?" - Xtreme chaap... da only option 4 dis dyud iz 2 fake sikness n go home...unless s/he has de ability 2 conjure answers 4m de...um...parts wer da sun dont shyne so brytely...

5. B4 Eng II test: "I studied only 4m ten years question paper, I can answer every question."
(Frnds say sumthing)
"Wat do u mean notun syllabus?" - Dis is desper8....

4. Question: Wr8 short note on cold war...
Answer: Da allies stationed fighter planes in german forest clearings 2 counter soviet armour...it is 4tun8 dat da cold war did not become hot...if it did, global warming wud be axelar8d..making it very hot 4 us...in 92, George W. Bush declared dat da cold war had become hot... - I m nt qualified 2 comment on dis answer..

3. "Dyud! I need 2 get more dan 70 on 80 in geografy 2 pass in history n geografy!!!" - Xemplifiez keora instinkt..

2. (After getting question paper) "History? I studied maths!!!" - "Slip kore gelo, cheleta.."

U prolly don think ne1 can xceed da last level of despogiri...but der iz 1 person hu can....

1. Introducing da 1 n only...Mr. Jimmy Valentine, 9763(K)...

Question: British Divide n Rule Policy
Answer: De British ruled India...Dey divided India in2 many provinces...there4, Divide n rule!

Q: Impact of Quit India
A: Da British quit India

Q: Wat compelled congress 2 pass quit india resolution?
A: Dey wanted british 2 quit India...
(More 2 come wen i remember)

Jimmy! I bow 2 Thee!
Peace, Yo!

3 comments:

Enlightment said...

u r too good in history man!>.anybody writin answers like tat will surely chaapofy the teacher.......he will surely make it big in life wid history

Tamaghna said...

thou takest a leaf outta my buk aaro ekbar phire eli

Bad said...

joy jimmy joy manky..
joy manny :P