nuz dat u cant uze

y da kewl skewl iz kewler dan evry oda skewl:
In every oda skewl, da 'stud'ents try 2 get mor mrks/mor certific8s/mor merits dan der fellow ishtudents....in da kewl skewl...ppl boast of hw many chapters day hav left 4 da test, hw many remarks dey hav got 4m da princi, n hw many fests dey hav attended afta bunkin skewl..njoi:

Test studying algorithn:
-> start
-> necessary 2 study
-> if no, watch TV
-> if yes, open buk 4 1st tym
-> if buk not found, watch TV
-> if buk found, (bummer), calculate no. of chaps 2 study by dis 4mula:
-> no. of chaps to be studied = x/y*0 where, x n y r arbitrary values...
-> go2 skewl, n do keo
-> end
I c ur rollin ur eyes n sayin: dis happens in every skewl...ol da kids say dey havent studied, n den dey get >90%....well da diff in da kewl skewl is dat da STUDENTS AXULLY FOLLO DA ALGORITHM....eg:

• b4 histry test: "aajke kota chapter ache?" ... "10" ..."tai naki? kalke toh 5ta chilo..."..." 5 chaps without takin civix"..."Aajke civix thori ache? aaj toh histry xam.."
• b4 lit test: (brandishin 10 yrs paper) "Ami ekhan theke porechi...."...."Taholey story aar poem kotheke korli?"..."janina..hope korchi anita desai aar JC tei pass korbo"
• 10 mins b4 chemistry test: (brandishin anita prasad).."Organic kemstry shuru korbo bhabchi"
• b4 EVE test: "kalke porar iche chilo naa....tai Home science porlam.."...."Home sciencer boi peli kottheke?"...(brandishin 10 yrs question paper) "Ei to! ol purpose boi"
• after moral science test: "ol answers in decimal form!"
• after geography test: " Sec c was optional ryt? Ami toh chere dilam...ekta parter answer jantam shudu..i hope part marking ache..ish industries r agriculture dutoi chara uchit chilo na"
• after ENG I test!!!: "yaar, comprehension samajh me nahi aya...yeh 'Sontal' kya cheez hai?"...."sontal matlab tribal"..."kya baat kar rahe ho? mai toh likh diya sontal author ka naam hai.."
• b4 histry test: stud 1: "Kono kotha hobe na..ami duto chapter porechi!"
• stud 2: "Tai? Ami toh 10 yrs paper porechi!"
• stud 3: "Tai? Ami 97-2000er paper porechi..unsolvd!!!"
• stud 4: "Tora ki bolchish? Ami kal 11 o clock boi kinlam. Ei dekh..notun boi"

Discussion abt marks:

• Stud 1: "Ami EVE 14/50!!!"
• Stud 2: "Ami Chmeistry 19.5/80!"
• Stud 3: "Ami EVE..9/80!"
• Stud 4: "Ami Computer...binary marks!"

Discussion abt goin 2 fests:

• 1 :"Ami 3 shoptay 4 tey festey gechi"
• 2 :"Ami 2nd termey 2 bar librarytey gechi...evry oda day fest"
• 3: "Ami 13 bar SUPW projectey gechi..."
• evry1 2geda: "No phucahaar!!!"

Peace, Yo!