On da bogusity of fysix n oder important matters...

In da fysix buk, i notice dat it is observed: "a fisherman aims @ de tail of a fish wit his spear in order 2 catch it"...wtf?
1. Hw many fishermen hav u cn armed wit spears? i mean of ol da ways 2 catch fish, a spear iz prolly da most absurd weapon 2 choose...luk @ it 4m da point of view of a monsieur fish...monsiuer fish spends ol his lyfe gulpin polluted water n tryin 2 xtract a lil oxygen 4m it...in addition 2 dat he has 2 avoid being gulped down by monsiuer large fish...suppose m. fish is swimming arnd jus lyk every oder day of his misearble lyf... n he sees our fisherman armed wit a spear aimin 2wards its tail..i mean, given a choice, dontu thnk dat m. fish wud actually do sumthing 2 save its tail? sumthing lyk...i dunno, move 2 cm 2 da syd so dat fishermandyud misses? sheesh..eida fish r very stoopid or im missin a very large part of da eqn here...
2. Da book sez dat da fisherman does dat bcuz its apparent depth is less dan its rl depth...i got a question...wtf?
Its a known fact dat fishermen r generally illiter8...hw on earth did dey read our fy6 buk n find out wer 2 aim on da fish? Even if der is a liter8 fisherman sumwer (hily unlykly), y on urth wud he read a fy6 buk? I can think of loads of buks dat r way mor worthwhyle 2 read..n luk much less ridiculous...If i was an illiter8 fisherman..i wud 1st get rid of mah ridiculus-lookin spear..prolly sell it n buy sum decent lookin clothes..im sure spear-laden fisherman don hav decent clothes...da nex thing i wud do is go mahself a net n get sum1 2 teach me 2 uze it...n den i wud fish...If u ask me, i thnk dat ders a conspiracy betn da fy6 buk publishers n da illiter8 fisherman...i hav bin noticin..nowadays da fish in da market look sorta thin...im sure da fy6 buk publishers r up2 no gud....
3. Nuton had a very large lak in lyf...da buk sez he invented gravity..den he sold hily polished lenses...drew colors on discs..inverted prisms n wat not..i thnk he also cr8d da catflap....frankly im a bit sceptical...i can undastand 1 man inventing gravity...but da same man also invebtin da catflap??? u thnk i am stoopid? srsly, even byelorussian cotton farmers wudnt believe dat...n im suspicious of dese fy6 publishers 4 da fisherman incident neway...so i think selina is tryin 2 take ova da world...
here's wat i believe der plan is:
convince ol da fishermen in da wurld 2 start fishin wit spears...makin dem look ridiculous in da process...consequently, da fish start becoming thinner (im nt sure hw dat works)..slowly da fish thin 2 infinitestimally thination...n den suddenly disappear...den selina cums out n sez dat dey r holdin ol da fish hostage...n demand 2 take ova da world in return 4 da fish....man, im gud....ya, i know..undaappreciated genius..so, long n thnx 4 ol da fish!
Peace, Yo!