Wednesday, January 17, 2007

On da bogusity of fysix n oder important matters...

In da fysix buk, i notice dat it is observed: "a fisherman aims @ de tail of a fish wit his spear in order 2 catch it"...wtf?
1. Hw many fishermen hav u cn armed wit spears? i mean of ol da ways 2 catch fish, a spear iz prolly da most absurd weapon 2 choose...luk @ it 4m da point of view of a monsieur fish...monsiuer fish spends ol his lyfe gulpin polluted water n tryin 2 xtract a lil oxygen 4m it...in addition 2 dat he has 2 avoid being gulped down by monsiuer large fish...suppose m. fish is swimming arnd jus lyk every oder day of his misearble lyf... n he sees our fisherman armed wit a spear aimin 2wards its tail..i mean, given a choice, dontu thnk dat m. fish wud actually do sumthing 2 save its tail? sumthing lyk...i dunno, move 2 cm 2 da syd so dat fishermandyud misses? sheesh..eida fish r very stoopid or im missin a very large part of da eqn here...
2. Da book sez dat da fisherman does dat bcuz its apparent depth is less dan its rl depth...i got a question...wtf?
Its a known fact dat fishermen r generally illiter8...hw on earth did dey read our fy6 buk n find out wer 2 aim on da fish? Even if der is a liter8 fisherman sumwer (hily unlykly), y on urth wud he read a fy6 buk? I can think of loads of buks dat r way mor worthwhyle 2 read..n luk much less ridiculous...If i was an illiter8 fisherman..i wud 1st get rid of mah ridiculus-lookin spear..prolly sell it n buy sum decent lookin clothes..im sure spear-laden fisherman don hav decent clothes...da nex thing i wud do is go mahself a net n get sum1 2 teach me 2 uze it...n den i wud fish...If u ask me, i thnk dat ders a conspiracy betn da fy6 buk publishers n da illiter8 fisherman...i hav bin noticin..nowadays da fish in da market look sorta thin...im sure da fy6 buk publishers r up2 no gud....
3. Nuton had a very large lak in lyf...da buk sez he invented gravity..den he sold hily polished lenses...drew colors on discs..inverted prisms n wat not..i thnk he also cr8d da catflap....frankly im a bit sceptical...i can undastand 1 man inventing gravity...but da same man also invebtin da catflap??? u thnk i am stoopid? srsly, even byelorussian cotton farmers wudnt believe dat...n im suspicious of dese fy6 publishers 4 da fisherman incident neway...so i think selina is tryin 2 take ova da world...
here's wat i believe der plan is:
convince ol da fishermen in da wurld 2 start fishin wit spears...makin dem look ridiculous in da process...consequently, da fish start becoming thinner (im nt sure hw dat works)..slowly da fish thin 2 infinitestimally thination...n den suddenly disappear...den selina cums out n sez dat dey r holdin ol da fish hostage...n demand 2 take ova da world in return 4 da fish....man, im gud....ya, i know..undaappreciated genius..so, long n thnx 4 ol da fish!
Peace, Yo!

2 comments:

Sudarshana said...

errr....umm...moinak....its alright, Mr.Computer...this guy is rather weird...too psychotic to be true....so please don't mind ..and dont even try to contemplate ....whtever he's written...jus get it out of ur memory....clear it..or ull suffer....dont try wondering wht it means....he's rather mad at his friends...so dontcha worry mr. comp!

Mohan said...

"he's rather mad at his friends"
untrue..correct sentence shud be:
"he's rather mad"